Bicycle, Bull, Bench, Chickens

A friend of mine told me a story about her twin sister Mary who was over weight. She went to see a family doctor. He told her she had to exercise more and gave the address of a bicycle shop. He said that it was important that she told the owner that the doctor had sent her. She was given a blue bicycle with wooden wheels. She decided that she would ride it home and then lock it in the garage forever. But when she arrived home, she couldn't get off the bicycle because her feet were stuck to the pedals. She rode through the afternoon and into the night. When she wanted to sleep she closed her eyes and the pedals worked on their own and the bicycle steered itself. Every morning at seven thirty and every night at nine o'clock no matter where she was, the same man would be waiting on the roadside to hand her special dietary food in a brown paper bag as she rode past. She rode non-stop for exactly one year until she came to a river. The pedals on the bicycle seized up. Mary got off the bicycle and sat on the bank of the river to rest and she noticed her reflection in the clear water. She was slim and her hair had grown down her back. Someone sat down beside her. It was the man who had always given her food. He stroked her hair and told her she looked beautiful although he quite liked her the way she was before. A deep sound rumbled in her throat for a long time, almost like the sound of a cat purring...