A, B and C

If A meets B at a bar, how many beers must A drink before he asks B out? If B sleeps with A on their first date, what are the chances B suffers from poor self-esteem? If C asks B out after a prolonged period of friendship, what are the chances B will say no and feel weirded out? If A has $20 to spend on food and Ramen is on sale for 10 cents a cup, how many cups of Ramen can he buy? If C asks a pretty redhead at a party to dance and she says yes, what are the chances that (a) the redhead is a man or (b) she thought C was asking her if this was the line for the bathroom? If A withdraws $100 from the bank and is overdrawn $300, how much money does A have in his account? If A takes B out to dinner and she orders the lobster, what can A order without maxing out his credit card? If B misses her period, what are the chances A is the father? If A is the father, what will he ask B to do?