EUCLIDEAN FAIRNESS AND EFFICIENCY

The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings. The inherent virtue of Socialism is the equal sharing of miseries. --Winston Churchill Fairness and efficiency are often irreconcilable. The ancients knew it all too well, as shown by Solomon's fair division of the baby. Economists have long been repeating this. Indeed, one scholar, despite reading this article twice, still did not find anything in it to be surprising, curious, or funny. (1) Yet, this basic fact of life is still unclear to many a wise man. Ptolemy's Dilemma. The problem we are supposing may be most completely given in the form of the one that is said to have haunted Ptolemy I, King of Egypt. He wished to construct his Temple of the Muses (the famous Library) in the city of Alexandria. Alexandria had three neighborhoods along its coast: Rhakotis, the Jewish Quarter, and the Port, as shown by the map in Figure 1. The inhabitants of each neighborhood wished the Temple to be built in their respective neighborhood. When Ptolemy summoned the wisest men of Egypt, they presented a fair solution: the Temple shall be built equally close to each neighborhood. It is at that time that Euclid presented the King with the manuscript we report below. It showed the King the location of the fair temple: a swamp, ten miles outside of Alexandria. [FIGURE 1 OMITTED] Not surprisingly, for those familiar with mathematical works of that age, the manuscript is dry. The figure therein has no obvious description or axes, perhaps because a Cartesian coordinate system was invented 19 centuries after Euclid's work. The results in the manuscript are merely stated, with no intuition, no motivation, no technical footnotes, and no reference to empirical stylized facts. Previous literature is completely ignored too (though we argue this might be somewhat excusable). As a result, its implications might not be so apparent to our modern minds. "Ptolemy [himself] once asked [Euclid] if there was in geometry a way shorter than that of the elements; he replied that there was no royal road to geometry." (2) [ILLUSTRATION OMITTED] Three individuals have bliss policies A, B, and C that form a triangle. DEFINITION 1 (Fairness). A policy F is fair if AF, BF, and CF are equal. DEFINITION 2 (Efficiency). A policy E is efficient if it falls within the triangle ABC. Notions of fairness and efficiency coincide with utility equality and Pareto efficiency if individual preferences are represented by Euclidean loss functions. PROPOSITION 1. The fair policy is the center of the circle that circumscribes the triangle ABC. Proof. Follows from the definition of fairness and Euclid's Elements, Book IV, Proposition 5, about a given triangle to circumscribe a circle. PROPOSITION 2. The fair policy is efficient if and only if the triangle ABC is acute-angled. Proof. Follows from the definition of efficiency and Euclid's Elements, Book IV, Proposition 5, Porism, that, when the center of the circle falls within the triangle, the angle ABC is less than a right angle; and when the center of the circle falls outside the triangle, the angle ABC is greater than a right angle. …