Get real.

The Real Thing took quite a beating in 1990-91. Not Coke, the real Real Thing: Russell Morris' bizarre and esoteric late-60s epic—a monument to overproduction, written by Johnny Young Talent Time Young and produced by Morris' then-manager, Ian 'Molly' Meldrum. Not only did three different Australian acts attempt to recreate the magic of the original Thing, Morris himself did a cover ver­ sion as part of an ill-fated attempt to get back 'up there' with Daryl Braithwaite, John Famham and his other one-time contemporaries. (So, where's Brian Cadd these days?)